Ask Me If You’re Not Confused Yet …Or Add To The Chaos A few words from Myself “Frilly Things?” “Family is overrated…” “Who admires architecture?” “Gurl, that vagina is cray cray…” “Cosas malas!!!” “Bro, you needs to step it up. This is common knowledge…” “I’M HUNTIN’ BUNNIES!!!” Tumblr (3.0; @vitalnerves)http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/656e79a9ad53b495710dc72e73ceb592/tumblr_mlw4k9imEO1qb7l1yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Coopsie Poopsie is helping pack… I broke out in hives when I touched him this time. (._. )</p>http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/48971589571http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/48971589571Fri, 26 Apr 2013 18:38:33 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c932dd925ae2c94df411b517571b7dd7/tumblr_mlgmtou9De1qb7l1yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yay for fire drills at work!</p>http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/48285481172http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/48285481172Thu, 18 Apr 2013 09:51:24 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a0952d4e85a8aceb5c456b5d3914946/tumblr_mkvfpkMmKz1qb7l1yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I swear I took this before the rest…</p>http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/47345359702http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/47345359702Sat, 06 Apr 2013 23:08:08 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6a2a8ae7480cbd81cd18a045b7374d1a/tumblr_mkn3voAXVQ1qb7l1yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mysterious Stranger… Lulz not really…</p>http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/46949816861http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/46949816861Tue, 02 Apr 2013 11:11:47 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c9ab87d845603f1fc99fe03010aed1d5/tumblr_mkn1sx1GZ31qb7l1yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>But what it really means is: “Come right in…”</p>http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/46947033951http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/46947033951Tue, 02 Apr 2013 10:26:57 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/85bef3d8491551a3f66587ccee439854/tumblr_mk7zbiSTZ51qb7l1yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>…as the eerie fog descends upon my workplace…</p>http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/46250392733http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/46250392733Mon, 25 Mar 2013 07:09:18 -0700“Why go on a date and waste like $40 when I can just pay the girl $20 to suck my balls?”<br/><br/> - <em>My Godbrother’s Boss</em>http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/42478177381http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/42478177381Wed, 06 Feb 2013 19:14:12 -0800“Sometimes it feels like somebody’s watching me…”http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/42438998835http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/42438998835Wed, 06 Feb 2013 10:15:13 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/82cbc2bd6ca5caa5c14ec50cca91a93d/tumblr_mg8orzH7lZ1qj5t08o1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f0187d6f12ee1eff821a42e7fb7bbc0/tumblr_mg8orzH7lZ1qj5t08o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/051015c2272a2e44b0b81cf17eec8c29/tumblr_mg8orzH7lZ1qj5t08o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7b78d49bd52aeaee58cb915af0fb648f/tumblr_mg8orzH7lZ1qj5t08o10_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d9dbcb16fbd990741de0891fa7e65b7/tumblr_mg8orzH7lZ1qj5t08o11_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f775adc0698f2178d54cb55f698eb7f7/tumblr_mg8orzH7lZ1qj5t08o9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/35e416e47f60e2ca028191c089deda12/tumblr_mg8orzH7lZ1qj5t08o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/249508afe8742619fa09a4086736fa6b/tumblr_mg8orzH7lZ1qj5t08o7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1bddd74aa9d51dec3bbfa4e8ec69bac8/tumblr_mg8orzH7lZ1qj5t08o12_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/33a88247b5b668aa03610cbe765d12dc/tumblr_mg8orzH7lZ1qj5t08o13_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rayeminamino.tumblr.com/post/41364131384" target="_blank">rayeminamino</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dapperpants.tumblr.com/post/40661109951/dauntlessdisneydirectioner-mariahmouse-this" target="_blank">dapperpants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dauntlessdisneydirectioner.tumblr.com/post/40645980889/mariahmouse-this-is-not-ok-nope-nope-nope" target="_blank">dauntlessdisneydirectioner</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mariahmouse.tumblr.com/post/40400611929/this-is-not-ok" target="_blank">mariahmouse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>THIS IS NOT OK</p> </blockquote> <p>NOPE NOPE NOPE.</p> </blockquote> <p>this is the least ok photoset in the whole world</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" height="255" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdi6ryraiW1r2j8nx.gif" width="500"/></p> </blockquote>http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/42422901291http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/42422901291Wed, 06 Feb 2013 03:25:46 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c411894730c6388cc09f44174ec9412/tumblr_mh60liJ9Cl1rqjlrlo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/816664ec6b53f101b4d0b366cdac8b58/tumblr_mh60liJ9Cl1rqjlrlo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/42408832790http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/42408832790Tue, 05 Feb 2013 20:34:49 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c950cca348cfe3f2262046136d7e77dc/tumblr_mfattpARDn1rm62hfo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8699c0f25c755e50c10897807579c51e/tumblr_mfattpARDn1rm62hfo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/04360a73cfb25a7e125d8d5d08c9f9e3/tumblr_mfattpARDn1rm62hfo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/42405780129http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/42405780129Tue, 05 Feb 2013 19:43:54 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m94hm6msS81qcr3t8o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m94hm6msS81qcr3t8o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m94hm6msS81qcr3t8o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m94hm6msS81qcr3t8o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/42405670965http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/42405670965Tue, 05 Feb 2013 19:42:31 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/15832c06f76da892153f2547d0f4df94/tumblr_mhjzrlO3zI1qb7l1yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What’s for lunch today? A whole lot of sit-in-my-car-and-chill… It’s non-dairy!</p>http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/42032937876http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/42032937876Fri, 01 Feb 2013 10:09:20 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a8cf2d1340ca4e7beb7bc61d8d4e0770/tumblr_mhic7lzcB11qb7l1yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh hell no… My job has reached a new low… Welcome to #theratcheteria</p>http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/41964694909http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/41964694909Thu, 31 Jan 2013 12:42:57 -0800theratcheteria<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4cr1kdemw1qfrrv2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/41938738145http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/41938738145Thu, 31 Jan 2013 03:14:52 -0800<p>Sooo many things wrong here&#8230;</p> <p>1. You don&#8217;t stand next to another man at the urinals&#8230;<br/> 2. You don&#8217;t FART next to someone&#8230; That&#8217;s just common courtesy.<br/> 3. You don&#8217;t ANNOUNCE that it wasn&#8217;t a fart&#8230; Who even DOES that?</p> <p>Sadness&#8230; Sadness everywhere!</p>http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/41720371976http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/41720371976Mon, 28 Jan 2013 12:08:21 -0800fartsworkbathroom humourFAIL<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/573960961d7e3eb1d0ca02f9b25c6f59/tumblr_mgvzycwzWz1qb7l1yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Well this was fun…</p>http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/40941707586http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/40941707586Sat, 19 Jan 2013 11:11:00 -0800“People confuse me for a woman way too often… Women don’t have beards… Well… Most women don’t have beards… Guess I’m gonna have to start greeting people dick-first…”<br/><br/> - <em>My manly self</em>http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/40887852777http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/40887852777Fri, 18 Jan 2013 18:05:21 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ca16989026f910c73ef3e632f18e5251/tumblr_mghfhgdYZ51qb7l1yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I can’t believe how long it took for half of my mom’s Christmas present to get here…</p>http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/40282517698http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/40282517698Fri, 11 Jan 2013 14:22:28 -0800Them: Good Morning! Happy Hump Day!<br /> Me: Ugh! Alright, C'mon lets get this out of the way so I can go to work...<br /> Them: (fist pump) Yesss... http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/40095651161http://vitalnerves.tumblr.com/post/40095651161Wed, 09 Jan 2013 07:08:51 -0800